Thursday 9 July 2015

Singapore GE 2015 Joke: Property Prices in Aljunied GRC

A middle-age man visits a match-making office in Singapore.

The owner asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain him. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she gasps and runs away!

Seeing this, the owner sends over another more lady to entertain him. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she screams, "No!" and walks away quickly.

The owner is surprised that this ordinary-looking man has said or asked for something so outrageous that the two girls will have nothing to do with it. She decides that only her most desperate lady will do.

Lola is a bit old and desperate to be married so she is not likely to reject him. So the owner sends her over to the gentleman. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she screams, "NO WAY, BUDDY!", smacks him as hard as she can, and literally runs away too!

The owner is by now absolutely intrigued, having seen nothing like this in all her years of operating a match-making service. The challenge is irresistible.She just has to find out what this man wants that has made her girls so angry.

So she goes over to the gentleman and says that she's the best in the house and she, herself, is available. She sits and talks with him. They frolic a bit,giggle a bit, drink a little, and she sits in his lap. And then the gentleman leans forward and whispers in her ear .. "I live in Aljunied GRC?" No Way ...

That's the sad value of a house in Aljunied GRC today.

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